May 2013
sheepishwoes:
what the fuck did i just stumble across
lnfamy:
sexting is so weird i did it once and the guy was getting really into it and i was eating a pack of doritos and playing final fantasy
gregoryhaus:
isn’t it beautiful when you join a new fandom and you’re so confused and it’s so hard to remember the names and then out of nowhere you know everything about everyone you can even tell what they ate for breakfast on 25th october five years ago and you have no idea when this all exactly happened and you just cry because you’re so emotionally involved and you don’t know what to do...
yellowbrickrose:
you clever boy
and
iamtonysexual:
hausereiring:
roxion:
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance
me: and if that fails, my back up is my shitty personality
spookthempolitely:
when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe” and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
When one of my friends tries to leave without a...
sodamnrelatable:
I’m just like, “GET BACK HERE AND HUG ME BITCH”
thelittleturtleduck:
doctoroket:
kakarikovillage:
the snack that smiles back
children
what is wrong with this website
Today at work
co-worker: guess what. my favorite character in my favorite show might die.
me: let me guess. supernatural?
co-worker: no! do i look like a crazy fangirl to you?
me: yes. okay, is it doctor who?
co-worker: no... *eyes me weirdly*
me: sherlock?
co-worker: oh my god, you're from tumblr.
other people in the breakroom: what's tumblr?
me and co-worker: nothing
Sam: My ankles hurt!
Eldric: Waeyo
Me *repeating what Eldric said*: Whale
Eldric: No I said Why in Korean, not whale..
River: Hello TARDIS! I'm back! What was my Doctor up to while I was gone?
Tardis: GIRL SIT DOWN WE NEED TO TALK
dancingwiththefireflies:
One, two, three, four.
I declare a Time War
Five, six, seven, eight.
Daleks yell exterminate.
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
The doctor died and silence fell.
Twelve, eleven, ten, nine.
Here we go back in time.
Eight, seven, six, five
Saving everybody’s lives.
Four, three, two, one.
Grab her hand and yell “RUN.”
scriptlock:
Dr Who Fandom: oh no - we have to wait for six months!!!
Sherlock Fandom: oh please, get a life!
someoneyoushouldfollow:
christina and arely are reading stuffs about doctor who
I want to sneak out with somebody.
I just want to get up in the middle of the night and spend some time alone with someone. We could go have a midnight snack at McDonald’s or just walk around and talk about things we normally wouldn’t. Or maybe we could go enjoy ourselves at a park and play on the swings, or we could climb a roof and just watch the stars in silence - nothing but just good vibes and good company.
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
….if you’re part of the fandom I’d sleep with a spotlight on me.
Reblog if you're sexually frustrated!
just4girlsblog:
Story of my life.
he-is-the-goddamn-sherlockholmes:
...
andtheniwaskilled:
Changing your url, icon and blog title all at the same time more like
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
ShanteFatale: beanybabyaoii: sassbenderr:... →
beanybabyaoii:
sassbenderr:
trendy-blog:
the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs…
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
